A man staggered into a hospital's emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the ER Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them. While I was looking around, I noticed one
of the cows had something white by its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
[nocando]."
Still holding the cow's tail up,
I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I really don't remember much after that."

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