i don't know if this has been posted (must've laughed my brains off while trying to find out) but here it is. ..... & by the way, all of u crack me up! this is to my fav funny man - JURAK!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, 'Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?'

'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.

'You mean polio?' she asked.

'No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.'

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose. v 'What's wrong with your knees?' She asked. 'They're all lumpy and deformed!'

'As a child, I also had kneasles,' he explained.

'You mean measles?' she asked.

'No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.'

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

'Don't tell me,' she said. 'Let me guess.. Smallcox?'

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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

The next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

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