I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.

So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" (I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied)
"Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again
"So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d#ickhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Drink Up Ye Cider.