4 more sleeps.......and it'll be <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> all over the place! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

A pyloric sphincter says what? ..........Hmmmm? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />



>>> Subject: Rectum Stretcher
>>>
>>>
>>> This is so funny...
>>>
>>> While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over
>>> the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
>>> radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her
>>> over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
>>> smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>>>
>>> To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the
>>> cop, "What do you do?"
>>>
>>> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A
>>> what? A rectum stretcher?"
>>>
>>> "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well," she said, "I
>>> start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,
>>> then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side
>>> to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
>>> stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>>>
>>> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot [nocando]?" he
>>> asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>>>
>>> Traffic Ticket $95.00
>>>
>>> Court Costs $45.00
>>>
>>> Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS


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