A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said,
"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time."

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your dick's bigger than your brother's". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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