Three women where chatting about their sex lives with their husbands.
First woman: My husband Pete loves me giving him a BJ but the strange thing is, when I'm doing it his balls get freezing cold.
Second woman: That's really strange when I give my husband Mark a BJ I've found the same thing.
Third woman: What's a BJ?
The other two suprised at this lack of worldliness from their friend, set about describing the details of the perfect BJ.
The third woman vows to try it out on her husband that night. They agree to meet the next day for coffee to see how she got on.
To their suprise and horror she arrives with a huge black eye. What happened? Did you give him a blow job? Yes she replied, he seemed to be enjoying it then he hit me.
Well what did you do wrong? they asked. Nothing I did it exactly as you described it. I was giving him a blow job and we were both enjoying it and I said this is really nice your balls are nice and hot Pete and Marks are always cold........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />



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