A funeral was taking place of an eminent heart surgeon.
The church was packed with loving friends and collegues,
creating a very emotional atmosphere.
No expense had been spared and there was a huge heart
behind the cofin made with hundreds of red roses.
As the last speech was given and his favourite piece of music came on,
the coffin started to roll slowly towards the curtains, the heart of
red roses started to pulsate then opened up allowing the coffin to glide
inside and disappear through the curtains.
This just completely moved everyone to tears. Two of his close collegues were
at the back, one was holding a lump in his throat at the loss of his friend,
the other was nearly wetting himself with laughter.
He was asked "what the hell are you laughing about,
he was one of your closest friends"
To which he replied "I couldn't help it
I was just thinking about my funeral".
"So!" his friend replied "I don't see your point".
The point is I'm a gynaecologist!!

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