For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed
bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your
mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out
the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son,
where are you going?"

Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room
last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling
out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

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