I'm not sure if this is funny or horrifying...

Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers:
Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors

Discharge status: alive but without permission.

The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

The patient refused an autopsy.

The patient has no past history of suicides.

Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

She is numb from her toes down.

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.

Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />