My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who

>>>seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

>>>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

>>>told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be

>>>landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just

>>>put your trays up, that would be super."

>>>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather

>>>Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me

>>>over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so

>>>the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

>>>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

>>>Princess and I take orders from no one."

>>>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

>>>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

>>>Tray-up, Bitch."

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