Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud

Yes sir, it's fresh ground.



And since you all loved that one, I'll post an other quick one.

A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?

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Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!