I am a multi-class filer/clerk of level 6/4 and a chronic neural alignment. My ability scores are comfortably average, 10's or 11's, except Constipation which is an 8 because I got food poisoning twice last year. I specialize in marital weapons, with an extra proficiency in bastard words. I can work a little magic once in a while, but only simple stuff like Glyph of Approval, Wall of Paper, and Dancing Nights on weekends. My favorite items are the Redbull Vial of Altertness, Wand of Feather Dust, and Bucknell's Neverfull Purse. Trolls are the toughest opponents I have ever faced, as banishment has only a temporary effect upon them.
