There was a young lady from Hall
who died in the spring in the fall
it would have been a sad thing
if she died in the spring
but she didn't - she died in the fall.
There was a young lady from Riga
who rode with a smile on a tiger
they came back from the ride
with the lady inside
and the smile on the face of the tiger.
There was a young girl of Kinsale
Who offered her body for sale,
To be kind to the blind
She engraved her behind
With detailed instructions in braille.
