I'm a Wood Elf, and I'm okay.
I use my bow when I go to slay.
I live in trees. I eat green leaves.
I wear tight leotards!
I like to go to dances,
And oggle all the guys! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
(He lives in trees. He eats green leaves.
He wears tight leotards!
He likes to go to dances,
And oggle all the guys?) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Actually, I'd like to be some sort of lizard-ape. Athletic, but scaley.