In your headcanon, did I meekly and profusely apologize before slinking off to another thread? How did you think your assertive keyboard combat was going to pay off?
Did I state you needed to apologize? And is this assertive to you? I am asking you nicely.
But more to the point, I am trying to steer your attentions to something more interesting and seeing as how I am failing that, well I'll continue to tell you to fuck off until we both lose interest in this thread. That's how it goes.
I have to admit I am dying to know why you, along with a few others, are clinging onto a purist interpretation of 5E.
