After taking a brief moment to acknowledge this is all farcical anyway, ostensibly done in good humor, and is probably the least important issue of our day; I will state for the record that Australia and New Zealand have a combined population of 29.87 million people. That is less than the state of California.
If the other 430+ million native English speakers across the rest of the current and former commonwealth, and virtually all other compulsory english-as-a-second-language nations generally refer to and understand Kiwi to be a flavor more so then a flightless bird or a demonym, regardless of any dictionary, then that is now the principle meaning of that word in the English language by usage and valid by default.
Damn you and you usage of logic and maths.
