I would love if this was the very same Spectator from BG2 that the Bhaalspwn meets throughout their journey.
CAPTAIN EGEISSAG: "So you are the one who has caused so much trouble... I must admit, I am not impressed."
PC: "Does Sendai think she can stop me by constantly throwing these pathetic slaves in my way?"
EGEISSAG: "Your slaughter-filled progress has greatly alarmed my mistress. If I defeat you my reward will be truly worthwhile."
SPECTATOR BEHOLDER: "Oh, Captain, my Captain!"
EGEISSAG: "Eh? Why do you address me as such, beholder? You have a most peculiar attitude... I shall have to report it to the mistress soon."
SPECTATOR: "Oh, never mind that. I always wanted to say that, and there you go getting all upset. I just had a comment, here, before this Bhaalspawn squashes you into so much mush."
EGEISSAG: "Hmph. That may not necessarily happen."
SPECTATOR: "Uh... yes. Anyhow, on the off chance that you *do* manage to kill the Bhaalspawn, won't Sendai just go the matron mothers and take all the credit for her greedy *little self?"
EGEISSAG: "You... speak the truth, my mono-ocular friend. I would rather claim the credit for such a deed myself. Have you a suggestion?"
SPECTATOR: "I'm just thinking it would be *so* much better if you fought [PC name] in single combat. Then you could claim to have killed him all by yourself. Even the matrons couldn't refute that. Parades, gold, a new torture rack, it'd all be yours."
[The Spectator casts a spell; when either warrior dies, all of their followers will too. Egeissag and the PC fight. Predictably, it is a one-sided slaughter. Egeissag dies and so do his followers.]
SPECTATOR: "Ahhh... and so it ends. And so does my service with this particular drow dolt. I mean, what's with these drow? Have they nothing better to do than summon me for their stupid tasks?"
PC: "Hey... aren't you the spectator beholder from the Sahuagin city?"
SPECTATOR: "That's me. And can I say thank you again for releasing me from one of the most boring tasks in Creation? These drow will just never learn."
PC: "How is it that you didn't die with the drow?"
SPECTATOR: "Oh, what? Did you really think I would cast that Geas on myself, too? That would be stupid."
PC: "So what are you going to do now"
SPECTATOR: "Oh, you know. Find the nearest hive. Check out the ladies. The usual. You?"
PC: "Fighting for my life. The usual."
