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you sure about that?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

does a bear s#it in the woods?


apparently......not around where i live! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

the logging road would be more precise! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"I know what your thinking, have I used 5 bullets or have I used 6 bullets. You know, in all the excitement I kinda lost track myself. You gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky. Well, Do ya?, punk!" - Harry Callahan

clint the man <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Heh! I love those movies. Well, the Dead Pool was pretty awful, but the rest were good.

Since we are on movies.......

"Ill be back!" - If you dont know this, go and brush up on your pop culture.

"Dead or alive you're coming with me" - Robocop

"Thats it, game over man. Game over" - Hudson, Aliens

Have I gone....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />?

nope you haven't, it are still 1 liners <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

yep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> they are!

"ark at the pot calling the kettle black!"
erh..
"if it ain't broke, don't fix it"
ummm...
"people in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones"
aaa...
"dipping you nib in a pot with no ink"

I a tree falls over with no living soul in a 10 miles radius, does it make any sound?

Things my grandmother used to say....

"If the wind changes, your face will stay like that!"

"Put a sweater on! You'll catch your death!" (no matter what time of the year... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />)

The infamously stupid: "Its too cold to snow..."

And of course: "Back in my day....."

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this will be your contact.....

her name is Alotta......

alotta fagina! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"it wasn't my fault! He told me to do it!"

if he was half the man he used to be,
he would still only be half a man....

"People in glass houses shouldnt walk around naked."

people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones in other glass houses.

[color:"brown"] sounds like someone doesn't have a glass house <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

Worse, I have ugly neighbours who live in a glass house and dont wear clothes.

"If noses grew on trees, would you pick them?"

"If apples grow on apple trees, and oranges grow on orange trees, what grows on countries?"

what grows on countrys? hmm. I'll think about it, and poor u with those neighbors, I remember my OLD neibors, ugg. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

if i said you had a nice body......would you hold it against me?

nice jeans.....can i talk you out of 'em?

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Back in line <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

All BY Steven Wright: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />