Things my grandmother used to say....

"If the wind changes, your face will stay like that!"

"Put a sweater on! You'll catch your death!" (no matter what time of the year... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />)

The infamously stupid: "Its too cold to snow..."

And of course: "Back in my day....."

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" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin