NOW I get to tear down his accomplishments like an asshole!'
Not to be overly picky on arse vs ass(that has been overdone to death)...
But, (and please bear in mind i am drunk right now) how cool an insult would 'donkey hole' be'?
I remember a friend explaining to me the origins of window meant 'wind hole' and me being the filthy midined prick that I am associated wind hole with arse(hole)/farting. So now I think 'window' is a brilliant insult.