Got a few of them:

"A face like a bag of spanners"

"A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"

"A face like a fire-damaged stickle-brick!"

Anybody know what a stickle-brick is? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin