i know, this is not a 1 liner <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />


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Q: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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I have been frozen in my seat on many occasions not wanting to move my mouse for fear of what might happen next, I’ve heard sounds and voices so clear that I was becoming unsure if they were actually coming from the speakers