here's another good one:
when a fly drops a poopy in my eye,
i dont weep, i dont cry,
i just pray the lord that cows dont fly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

still love it

Viper