Deep thoughts of Homer Simpson:
"If something's HARD to do, then it's NOT worth doing!"

The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. (--> Alf <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

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