Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette

I have been frozen in my seat on many occasions not wanting to move my mouse for fear of what might happen next, I’ve heard sounds and voices so clear that I was becoming unsure if they were actually coming from the speakers