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[color:"6b8e23"]Dragh......where ya been, hidin'?[/color][Linked Image]

SoMe CaNaDiAn GeMs..........only in canaDa ...eh?

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"Me'n the lads went for a few quarts"

"Pick me up a two-four"

"I had a poutine for lunch"

"Way to go, ya goof"

"That is quite a ways away"

[color:"red"]OuR PrOviNcEs.....[/color]

Bee See (B-C)
Albirda (Al-bir-da)
Skatchwan (Ska-che-wan)
Mantoba (Man-to-ba)
Untario (Un-tar-yo)
Kweebeck (Quee-bek)
Nove Skoshuh (No-vuh Sko-shuh)
Noob Runzwig (Noo Brun-swik)
Prinz Edwhyland (Prin-s Ed-wy-lnd)
Noophun Lund (Noo-fun-lnd)
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A couple more.....1-liners[/color]

He's so thin he has to stand twice in the same place just to make a good shadow

She's so skinny, if she turned sideways holding a glass of tomato juice,
she'd look like a thermometer

She was pure as snow, but she drifted

Nervous as a cat in a room of rocking chairs

Low man on a totem pole

Dirty as a duck's puddle

Thin? Seen more meat on a hockey stick

She had more chins than a chinese phonebook



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Last edited by Jurak; 20/06/03 12:51 AM.
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