"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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