"women can come when one least expects to find them" - <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> single anon

On Debate and Arguing...

"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him."

"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.
People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.
Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either
a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."

On Computers....

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."


"I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them."

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer,
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon,
and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"


"What goes up must come down.
Ask any system administrator." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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