Can a stupid person be a smart-a[nocando]ss? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience!

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.



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Last edited by Jurak; 24/02/04 08:57 AM.

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