Things my granny says:

'If the wind changes your face will stay like that'
'Its too cold to snow' ....its -40deg C in the arctic and they have plenty of the stuff there!

There are many other classics, I'll have to call her and get a few. I can't stop sniggering as I write this. Ah, those were the days... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin