I just found heavy ring mail armor that I pulled from a sarcophagus in a crypt so old that no one knows the language written on the walls.

It’s really great. A very rich blue, the sleeves are almost like a wool sweater, probably keeps me very warm on my walks to school. It has a nice light blue contemporary dress shirt underneath with a little collar that pops out the top.
Oh and even though two other characters start with ring mail or better armor, this is actually better because it’s designer brand or something.


Go ahead and write another 3 page reply about how that’s very consistent with the lore because elven wool doesn’t fade or whatever. You can come up with whatever weird debate logic you want. You can’t go 5 minutes in this game without the overly high fantasy art style standing in blinding contrast to every other aspect of the game.