Me exclaiming (nvm the reason): "Holy Macaroni Batman!"
Japanese waitress upon hearing my exclamation:
I know Macaloni, but what is Batman?
From the Memoirs of an old Restaurant Manager

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"