Oh, look, don't group us in with the Mackems: Geordies are often considered to have friendly-sounding accents whereas Mackems are total hooligans. They also sound completely different, hence the Newcastle supporters at the local (un)friendlies yelling "whose keys are these?" at the Sunderland types ("whose", "keys" and "these" all rhyme in Sunderland land).
Sorry, I didn't catch that. Your Newcasunderland accent is far too strong. Tynesiders and Wearsiders are always trying to pretend that they have distinct groups, but we in the civilised south know better.
He could almost be voiced by Leslie Phillips.
Oh PLEASE badger the BG3 team to have Astarion say 'Ding dong' at some point during the next Act.
(Anyone not getting the reference will find that Googling 'Ding dong' and Leslie Phillips will remove any confusion).
