This thread is pure gold and my life is better for having clicked on it.
That said, I like the idea that they could be attractive or ugly depending on the player's preference. But, if I had to pick one, I think I have to go with ugly. Elves, humans, and tieflings are all sexy. Hell, even the halflings and dwarves have shockingly pretty options. We should have at least one race for the people that like playing scary, beastly characters. As long as the females are equally ugly/scary/beastly. I'm sick of the BS where the males are hideous but the females are still hot. It's not fair.
