I honestly feel like my lover's Bulge isn't to my liking. I would like there to be a slider just so I may tailor him to my liking.

I figure since we're requesting silly things that are being taken seriously *cough* boob thread *cough* that we may as well keep things universally appealing for everyone.
Y'know, because requests like this are perfectly normal and don't make people cringe.

I don't want to fall to bits 'cos of excess existential thought.