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Larian. Please, don't tease us so.

Don't give us cool characters that drop hints if we ain't able to get it on. If I want to tell the goblins that I want to get it on with each and everyone of them, I mean it. I expect you to do the same.

Also, I'm going to cry if I don't get to at least have something with Lakrissa. What, you make a cool character who makes a 10 gold bet on whether they'll die, and when we celebrate in our camp, she tells me she needs to try and avoid keeping me to herself. Sista Lakrissa, baby, no you don't. She already accepted my persuasion check to make it a drink as opposed to gold. I better get a romance option with her-- if not in Act I when the full game comes out-- then at least in Act II or III. Throw a dog a bone. The character is a diamond in the rough. Give her some polish and she'd make a great addition throughout the story. Maybe just as a side option, you know, "Maybe, I'll see you when all this is over." Lots of stories have the main character fall for a someone who is a side character, or more or less a background character. It seems that my Player Character is one of them. You've done a phenomenal Job so far. Give us this if you can.

I also feel for all the homies hoping to get to see some more of Alfrira. Good singers take my hearts too. Speaking of which...

Harpy Romance?
Jk Jk.

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Yes this what this game needs. More sex. Look how it it solves the the evil path writing issues. Just slap a sex choice for every poorly written story bit and you have a winner


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I'm starting to wonder if some people realize that romance is supposed to be some extra stuff on top and not the primary purpose and reason of existence of companions.


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Originally Posted by Tuco
I'm starting to wonder if some people realize that romance is supposed to be some extra stuff on top and not the primary purpose and reason of existence of companions.

too late to go back now lol


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Originally Posted by Tuco
I'm starting to wonder if some people realize that romance is supposed to be some extra stuff on top and not the primary purpose and reason of existence of companions.


I agree, unless the companion in question is called Yennefer or Morrigan.

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Originally Posted by Abits
Yes this what this game needs. More sex. Look how it it solves the the evil path writing issues. Just slap a sex choice for every poorly written story bit and you have a winner


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Originally Posted by Abits
Yes this what this game needs. More sex. Look how it it solves the the evil path writing issues. Just slap a sex choice for every poorly written story bit and you have a winner


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See, I like the way you think.

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Originally Posted by Tuco
I'm starting to wonder if some people realize that romance is supposed to be some extra stuff on top and not the primary purpose and reason of existence of companions.



In all honesty, you're not wrong about that, but...

With the precedent set, give us that sweet tiefling dialogue!

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Yall need jesus.

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Oh, I think it's plain to see we need more than jesus at this point.

We need the tiefling tail tale

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I've recently found out if you ask Alfrira for a song about your body, she says, "Lakrissa would approve." Larian, my desire to see what happens in Baldur's Gate grows by the day.

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I hope Alfira is a companion.
She is so garsh darn pure.


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