Halsin is a bit different because he's a bear. I like how realistic characters are in BG3 though, if there are wider shoulders, then the realism is gone. Males in BG3 look like a healthy male in RL, the same with girls, they look healthy and aren't unrealistic.
Just because I dont fit into your personal sexual preference doesn't mean people like me don't exist.
I think you are joking but yes, this is perfect. That character build and deity are perfect. Character voice is hilarious.
You need to look at the romance of the gnome girl (or not girl, for even greater effect) and the Iron Bull in Dragon Age Inquisition, there is a scene on YouTube
It will change the way you think about RPG romance, and maybe your life will never be the same.

Is the bull a playable character?