Str: 14 (I work out)
Dex: 4 (but I have a spinal cord injury)
Con: 10 (I can take a punch but I have a spinal cord injury)
Int: 15 (got me into law school on scholarship)
Wis: 16 (I’m wise enough to see this self-indulgence for what it is)
Cha: 10 (studying contract law, not case law 😂)
I wouldn’t be an adventurer. That’s dangerous. You all have fun. I’ll review your dungeoneering contracts and make sure your estate is properly divided amongst your remaindermen after Beholders turn your skulls inside-out.
