STR 10 (Painfully average in every regard)
DEX 12 (Fairly dextrous and slightly above-average accuracy and vision)
CON 14 (I'm sturdy and heal remarkably fast)
INT 16 (Bright bordering on gifted, but lazy)
WIS 18 (Tons of varied, harsh life experiences in which I had mentally "taken notes" and learned valuable lessons from every situation which I regularly apply)
CHA 15 (Smooth-talking and sometimes awkward or too blunt, but it generally comes off as endearing)
