Originally Posted by virion
Originally Posted by rodeolifant
You're just annoyed at the fact that your stats come from the Monster Manual.

Here's you:

Troll
Large giant, chaotic evil
Armor Class 15 (Natural Armor)
Hit Points 84 (8d10+40)
Speed 30 ft.
STR
18 (+4) DEX
13 (+1) CON
20 (+5) INT
7 (-2) WIS
9 (-1) CHA
7 (-2)
Skills Perception +2
Senses Darkvision 60 Ft., passive Perception 12
Languages Giant
Challenge 5 (1,800 XP)
Keen Smell. The troll has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on smell.
Regeneration. The troll regains 10 hit points at the start of its turn. If the troll takes acid or fire damage, this trait doesn't function at the start of the troll's next turn. The troll dies only if it starts its turn with 0 hit points and doesn't regenerate.
Actions
Multiattack. The troll makes three attacks: one with its bite and two with its claws.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (1d6 + 4) piercing damage.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (2d6 + 4) slashing damage.



Couldn't stop laughing, good one.




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Originally Posted by Sadurian
Originally Posted by Stahlhengst
Super-cringe topic.

I've never liked them. I've seen plenty and been amazed by how many genius demi-gods appear to play D&D.


Yeah, dnd attracts lots of disfunctional people with highly delusional opinions of themselves. I guess it's a psychological coping mechanism?