This is tough. Using the D&D 5e alternative to rolling stats, my numbers break down as follows:

STR: 10 (Strangely, though, I'm the second strongest person at work... See INT for more)
DEX: 13 (Decent reaction times, rarely slip on ice, good at catching things that get knocked over)
CON: 12 (My whole family is either naturally tough, or too dumb to recognize pain right away. I figure both count as CON)
INT: 14 (I do research for a living, and I usually know what I'm talking about)
WIS: 15 (High Perception score, and enough Insight to catch people off guard)
CHA: 8 (Still single... ladies...)

Using this site, though, I'm more like this:
STR: 12 (Can carry a 50 lb bag of grain from the feed store to the car)
DEX: 12 (But a deadly shot with a rubber band. Proficiency in "office weapons," maybe?)
CON: 9 (Asthma and a sedentary lifestyle mean I'm not exactly ready to run a marathon)
INT: 16 (Learning new tasks quickly is part of the job)
WIS: 15 (Still the same)
CHA: 12 (Can carry on decent conversations with people I'm comfortable with)