Its stupid, whimsical, nonsensical, has 0 basis in reality, is used inconsistently, has no impact on gameplay whatsoever for PCs, can be abused as easily as disused...i mean what can be more D&D than that? We demand alignment!
What is the problem you are solving? Does your proposed change solve the problem? Is your change feasible? What else will be affected by your change? Will your change impact revenue? Does your change align with the goals and strategies of the organizations (Larian, WotC)?
