Finally, someone brings up the real issues.

How am I supposed to roleplay a Guild Artisan cheese maker like this?

For those of you who don't know, here are all the missing cheese:
- Arabellan Cheddar
- Askata
- Chessentan lotus cheese
- Damarite Red
- Elturian Grey
- Farmer's Cheese
- Green Calishite
- Lurien Spring Cheese
- Mist Cheese
- Nut Cheese
- Pepper Cheese
- Sjorl
- Turmish Brick
- Vihon Blanc
- Vilksmaarg
- Yak Butter

And of course the best cheese: Death Cheese.