As I said before, the Forgotten Realms lore has rules, not everything is along the lines of "Anything Goes". However, the rules can be bent, as I pointed out that the ceremorphosis process can be warped to work on halflings, dwarves and other short heighted races, but the rules CANNOT BE BROKEN.
Hate to break it to you Hoss... Ceremorphosis is done in a few days. The rules are already broken.
