I'm sitting here in my only *slightly* large mansion, paid a mere 10000 a week (I've friends who are on 100000) for doing some of the most ball-breaking work on earth (I work in front of a computer, have you ever tried clicking a keyboard from 9-5?) - I don't think any of you spoilt little shits are in any position to lecture me.
You can simply offer a bribe. I can be your mediator in this matter. I guarantee unlocking the topic for 2 thousand dollars, I have experience in negotiations.
