Only us celts are 'normal' in Europe for anyone who happens to read this masterpiece of a thread - I think the writing, the wit and introspection could only rival Beckett himself. Don't mind these other jokers - they all want to live in Ireland anyway because we have it all sorted better than anyone else.
Don't think that makes me a spoilt brat though, fuckers - I sat on my ass for nearly 33 years before my dad's 10 million was handed to me on a proper physical plate. 33 years. Count it out. Takes a long time, doesn't it? It's called 'patience', bitches. I hope y'all can learn the same discipline I did over my lifetime.
