I'm only joking about the 'filthy millions' above btw - anyone who knows me knows I've only 1.1 million in the bank. They called it a 'gift fund', but I had to sign at least 8 papers to close that shit. 8 papers. Anyone here ever signed their name 8 times? Exactly - once is about as much as ye can handle. I did it eight times.
You get the resentment and the bad-mouthing from even former friends, but you look back and think - I picked up that pen, I signed that shit - 8 times. It's like climbing mount Everest in a way, except more intense because no one needs a pen climbing a few little rocks, do they?
Sexy east European wife, please. I deserve it.
