But what if they're super duper hot?
Then the people that care about that can tread that person as someone they love or lust after or whatever. That would be covered under the someone important to you part.
Exactly.

I don't know why I've got Venture Bros. on the brain, but this reminds me so much of when Dr. Orpheus astral projects to talk with his ex-wife, who of course is in media flagrante during the visit.
Yeah, vague romance is pretty paltry when you could be someone's unhealthy obsession