In this thread: A puritanical world view combined with a failure to respect the ESRB rating results in a kid learning about the birds and the bees.
You're not concerned with people arbitrarily killing children, casual profanity, and ritualistic BDSM, but you draw the line at physical intimacy? This post should be pinned for posterity. This is hilarious.
I don't want to fall to bits 'cos of excess existential thought.
