In this thread: A puritanical world view combined with a failure to respect the ESRB rating results in a kid learning about the birds and the bees.
You're not concerned with people arbitrarily killing children, casual profanity, and ritualistic BDSM, but you draw the line at physical intimacy? This post should be pinned for posterity. This is hilarious.
It reminds me of that time when parents took their children to see Deadpool in theatres, despite the numerous warnings that it was rated R, and then stormed out mid-film angry about how it "wasn't appropriate for children". No shit. That is why it was rated R.
